My goals at 17 years old: none
Light Yagami’s goals at 17 years old: become a God
revolutionary breakthrough: bestseller game series invents new species of animal, scientists call it a dog
Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!
im the kid that lets you borrow a pencil and then writes it down in his ledger and lets the value of the pencil accrue monthly compounded interest until 10 years after you graduate from college and have a stable job at which time he forces you to file bankruptcy and liquidates all of your assets
i love jon ethan